I am a text spy. When I'm behind you in line, at concerts, wherever, I will try to look at your texts. I don't make assessments about you based on these texts, I just think it's interesting. I love to do it. And Texts From Last Night is a perfect outlet for it.
Here are some of my favs:
(310): Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
(215): Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
(516): gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
(917): Thats what she said
(917): omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
(310): wait, who's paul?
Also: After reading some of these obviously drunken texts, I still can't believe that it's legal to drink something that can produce these types of consequences, but smoking a plant that just makes you laugh at the people dealing with these consequences isn't.